Monday, October 1, 2007

Holmes dumps cruise after seeing the movie - War of the Worlds Reviews

Terrible! Absolutely the worst movie I have seen since Hudson Hawk. Where to begin? Tom Cruise has lost his mind. That weird vibe he had when he went on Oprah - he had the same thing in the movie. Maybe Cruise is still in character. Dakota Fanning - if staring straight ahead and screaming are the keys to being a good child actor, then she is gonna be a star. Hopefully, Cruise didn't transfer his weird Scientology obsession to poor Dakota. Cruise's son - I would never hit a kid - except maybe this one. He is the one who beat out 5,000 other kids for this part? Isn't Tobey Maguire free? Plot - the original was fine. I even like the idea of focusing on one family but does it have to be a disfunctional one? I could visit my family if I wanted to see that. Special effects - nothing special. Looked like the cutting room floor stuff from Minority Report. Overall - Every 2 or 3 movies Tom does a real stinker (Magnolia, Legend, Cocktail). So I guess for every Top Gun or Last Samurai we have to suffer through a War of the Worlds.

1 comment:

otto said...

Dakota is already a star, buttmunch.